More Life Lessons
Here is what I’ve learned over the years:
1. It's a big waste of time to worry about what other people think about you. The odds are overwhelming that they're too busy thinking about themselves.

Len's Life Lessons
Here is what I’ve learned over the 
1. Seeing psychiatrists only made me fear for their sanity.
2. Doctors made me sick.
3. Organized religion turned me into an atheist.

Tears Before Bedtime
My boyfriend asks for a tissue. He’s crying. “It just suddenly hits,” he says sobbing, “I don’t know why.”

Lubricate Your Mind
If you want a free bottle of delicious raspberry-flavored lubricant all you have to do is come to A DIFFERENT LIGHT BOOKSTORE in San Francisco...